Here I am doing complex math computations in my mind regarding sprocket diameter and tooth count for the KTM rear hub when The Hotness rounds the corner to say hello.
Mind you it is past her bedtime and I had Señor Johnson in my hand mid bladder leak.
She’s damn lucky I didn’t piss all over the bathroom but I have to admit I stopped mid-stream.
You ever try stopping mid-stream? ‘Tis a feat paramount to nuclear fission.