The Modern Man Guide to Parenting

Being a parent is knowing how to game the system.

“Hey, Daddy, let’s play hide and seek!”

“Ok, go hide upstairs.”

*pours a cup of coffee and snags a cookie from the forbidden cupboard.

elixir of the gods and a fine ass cookie
elixir of the gods and a fine ass cookie

If there is no evidence when he comes back downstairs then it never happened. As far as he knows I am just enjoying some afternoon coffee…

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