“Daddy, who is Cooper’s mommy?”
Coop is our rescued dog.
“Oh, I don’t know, buddy.”
“Well where is she?”
“Not sure, bud.”
“Well, are you his mommy?”
“No, only girls can be mommies so if it was possible I would be his daddy.”
“Well, what’s her name?”
“I don’t know, bud. I don’t know who Cooper’s mommy is.”
“I know her name!”
“Oh yeah? What is it?”
“Beth. I think it’s Beth.”
End of conversation.