“Daddy, who is Cooper’s mommy?”

Coop is our rescued dog.

“Oh, I don’t know, buddy.”

“Well where is she?”

“Not sure, bud.”

“Well, are you his mommy?”

“No, only girls can be mommies so if it was possible I would be his daddy.”

“Well, what’s her name?”

“I don’t know, bud. I don’t know who Cooper’s mommy is.”

“I know her name!”

“Oh yeah? What is it?”

“Beth. I think it’s Beth.”

End of conversation.